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Dec 6

is that your judging face?: What to do with $175,000 in weed found in your back yard

factoidlabs:

imageI am standing chest-deep in a dank, muddy concrete-lined hole in Silver Lake, staring eye-level into a duffel bag full of high-grade drugs.

It smells strongly of marijuana - despite the fact that someone sealed it tightly into jars, Ziplocs and professionally…

…god, this just reminds me of the this time my parents were digging in their garden all day, and then that night some guy came to their door and was like I KNOW YOU FOUND MY GUN GIVE ME MY GUN. To which they replied, nope!

But the next day they went out and dug some more and found his gun and were like SHIT. I’m just as glad this happened before I was born.

Reblogged 6 months ago from drinkmasturbatecry

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apparently they also once picked up a hitchhiker who left a note in their car saying I was planning to kill you, but you guys are cool, if you don't believe me the knife is under the seat, basically what i'm saying is my parents have had more exciting lives than I have,